Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.
god bless markiplier and his cute wee bum uwu ♥
talk dirty to me
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not
this could be us but you playin
THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great