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April

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daisyloveletters:

hiddlesbitch-cumberstoner:

Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.

god bless markiplier and his cute wee bum uwu ♥

(Source: sadprotagonist)

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April

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officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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April

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(Source: metropolitanh)

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April

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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April

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cayde:

my level of sarcasms gotten to a point where i dont even know if im kidding or not

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April

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pantsareunwelcome:

this could be us but you playin

pantsareunwelcome:

this could be us but you playin

(Source: daddyfuckedme)

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April

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swiggityswee:

THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS U CHIPS AND U REACH IN THE BAG BUT U CAN’T GET A HOLD OF A CHIP AND U START SWEATIN’ AND PEOPLE ARE STARING CUZ U CAN’T GET HOLD OF A GODDAMN CHIP AND THEN CHILDREN ARE SCREAMING AND U HEAR GUNSHOTS AND BUILDINGS START COLLAPSING BUT U STILL. CAN’T. GET. A. CHIP.

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April

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jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

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April

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

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April

72,816 notes

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